It seems the fine folks over at ShelleytheRepublican.com have created a two-part series on how to expose an atheist. I guess Part I wasn't enough and so they continue their quest. Part II is much better. Let's take a look at what they had to say:
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Sep 18, 2006
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16 CommentsWell it looks like the fine folks over at ShelleytheRepublican.com (STR) are at it again. You know them, you love them. Whether you think their site is satire or not it still worries me what these people write about. In this episode of STR, they help other Christians by explaining some facts about atheists. Let's take a look at some of the things they had to say:
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I just cannot believe some of the things I have been reading from some “Christians” blogs lately. These people are flippin’ insane! No question about it. Not only are they insane, but they scare the crap out of me. I cannot believe people like this exists in the world are some are in power.
Off of NOFX's new CD "Wolves in Wolves' Clothing":
We call the heartland, not very smartlandIQ's generally low and threat levels are high
They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates
They got so many hates and people to despise
In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole
The average weight is well over 200 pounds
I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs
Most haven't seen their genitalia in a while
Maybe thats why they're so scared of us
We have concerns other than fear and hunger pangs
Queers, transgends and lesbians, vegans and vegetarians
All you brownish red and yellow ones come and join us on the coast
No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the bible belt
They've blown out the fire under the melting pot
The red blood of America is starting to clot
No compromise, no sight through others' eyes
They're just flies spreading peices of shit
You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate
What makes this country great is dwelling on either side
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life canned and bland in the fatherland
We want people with college degrees
Drug use experience and STD's
People with open-minded philosophies, come to California please
Cultural revolution now, neo-conservatives run outta town
We're gonna burn Orange County down
And then we're off to Riverside, Bakersfield and Fresno too
Then we're coming after you
The fear stricken, born again christian
They got a vision of a homogenized state
Textbook decline, Intelligent Design
They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life canned and bland in the fatherland
Punk Rockers and emo kids, people doing things the church forbids
Buddhists, anarchists, and athiests, we're moving out of Jesusland
Art students and thesbians, excluding country, all the musicians
We want all hookers and comedians, nihilists are welcome too
No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the bible belt
Awesome.
