I had to do it. It's been bugging me for a long time now. I had to update my site's URLs. More specifically, I had to update my site's article URLs (along with some others). I've been putting this off for a long time because I knew it was going to be a lot of tedious work updating all my URLs and adding a whole bunch of rewrite rules. Well, I finally forced myself to sit down and do this. Prepare for mass breakage.