March 05, 2006 4:00 am
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That's really all I have to say. I can't stand Emeril. Seriously, Jenny watches the Food Network a lot and most of the chefs on there are OK. But Emeril....he's the biggest phony of them all. I really just want to punch him in the face when ever I see him on TV.
I'm watching him on TV right now....at 1:30 in the morning. YOU SUCK EMERIL!!!! You obviously have no idea what you're doing. Just add a little onion you say. How much onion? You don't say because you don't know what the hell you're doing!! Just because you randomly got famous because of your stupid 'BAM' routine. I hope you choke on some brisket. Well, I don't hope you die (I don't wish that on anyone), but still. Seeing you rushed to the hospital would be quite pleasing.
Sure I've had a few pitchers of beer. And guess what some alcohol does to me; it makes me speak the truth. It's like truth serum or something. Damn you Emeril Lagasse. I had to Google your name because I have no idea how to spell it, but I just had to. You and your fake name and fake cooking, and fake face!!!! AHHHH!!! I know I can cook better than you!
Hey Emeril!! Why aren't you an Iron Chief? I know why. It's because you SUCK!! That's right. I'm calling you out you phony! Eat my spaghetti and like it....because it's better than yours!! If there was a cool cooking show contest, you would LOSE!! Because you SUCK!! You pay all those people in your audience to pretend like they like you and say 'OOooo' and 'Ahhhh' because ten dollars does that to white trash people.
I feel like I'm watching a cheesy Jerry Springer show when I see your show Emeril. And what the hell kind of name is Emeril anyways. It's like a mute donkey ate some dried out hay and coughed it back up with the sound 'emeril'. Yeah that's right. Face the facts Emeril...you have no idea what you're doing and you're the worst chef on the Food Network! If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles existed, they would so kick your butt!! Sucka!
On a serious note, Emeril (you squinty eyed bastard) do us all a favor and shut the hell up!!! Thank you.
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Well that ain't your average Chapstick blog. Oh my god, I'm just forced to give this a 10 rating.
ya Iron Chef is a lot cooler than Emeril
Now I'll have to watch, just because.
I hope you never reacted to my cooking like that!!!
Lol, I'm just kidding around.
Sadly, my friend's brother watches it.
LOL!
You don't actually see him make anything. He throws a few ingredients together, Then he pulls out a 'finished' product of what his would look like.
P.S. Nick had shared with 2 friends 5 pitchers and then drank some more beers during poker. Luckily he has me to drive him around when he's so trashed he starts ranting about Emeril. :)
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As for his technique, he CLEARLY is not as skilled as many of his peers on FN, but because he yelled "BAM!" - he became a star. Yep. That's it in a nutshell. Similar to the way Rachel Ray (who has almost NO cooking skills) has become successful.
I went to a couple of Emeril's EXPENSIVE restaurants and can only say the food was not worth the money spent.
Emeril, keep riding the fame, but you'r definitely on the way down.