Jan
13
2007
I got a bad case of crabs

Headcrabs that is! First it went after me but I was able to fend it off. Then it went after my dog Abby, but once it got a mouthful of fur it quickly bailed. Finally, it went after Jenny. As it leaped toward her head, she grabbed it and cuddled it fiercely. Damn, that seemed to tame the beast. And now it sits idly by on top of my monitor as I write this - starring at me - hovering above my beloved drunken smurf.

Actually, for those who know Half-Life know what I'm talking about. Headcrabs are of course the most well known enemy in the Half-Life games. They're anything but cute, so making a stuffed animal out of one was so obvious! Well, I didn't make it. Someone in China did, but that's not important. What is important is where I got it. The Valve Store. They actually sell a bunch of cool stuff for us Half-Life fans. There's a few other things at that store I'd like to get, including the Vortigaunt plush toy and maybe a poster or two. If you're a fan be sure to check out Valve's store. You might just find your newest family member there.

It watches me constantly

It's watch me constantly

First, it tried to attack me

First it attacks me

Then it went after Jenny

Then it goes after Jenny

But it finally gave up and made friends with other demons that I defeated

It finally gives up and decides to make a home on my monitor

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This article was published 3y 7mon ago on Saturday, January 13, 2007 2:21 am by Nick Villescas. It was published under the following topics: Gaming and with the following tags: Abby, Half-Life, headcrabs, Jenny, Valve. So far this article has received 736 hits with 4 comments.
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3y 7mon ago // January 13, 2007 3:26 am
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I got those after I broke into Tony's house. All you need to do is shave off your pubes and wear the shampoo for 2 weeks. 10 Fun Time Smith Blog Bucks to whoever tells me what movie that's from.

3y 7mon ago // January 13, 2007 3:38 am
The Smith // guest

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Wait, since when are Smurfs demons?
3y 7mon ago // January 13, 2007 3:41 am
Catherine // guest

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Haha that's cool, I bought my sis the Vortigaunt for christmas, and wanted to get her the head crab too but I didn't wanna get customs. The Vortigaunt is amazingly soft tho ^_^ but he is bigish and doesn't like sitting down :P.
3y 7mon ago // January 17, 2007 12:44 am
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It wasn't the headcrab. It was Roger Rabbit the WHOLE time
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