Oh my god, I just got this e-mail:

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the International Lottery program held on the 30th November 2005. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 37511465899-6410 with serial number 4872-510 drew lucky numbers 7-14-88-23-3545 which consequently won in the 1st category,you have therefore $500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.How did i win this e-mail lottery? Good question!!! All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three year. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Gioco finance We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next USD 50 million international lottery. To file for your claims, please contact  your fiducial agent.

This is so amazing!!  Now all I have to do is claim my winnings then I can say so long to all you poor losers!  Haha!  I am rich and so rich that I'm now flipping off my boss while I drop kick his monitor across the room!!  Yes, it was kind of hard to do all that at the same time, and yes, my foot now hurts.  But who cares!!  I'm rich, weathy, financially stable!  I'll buy a new foot and pay to get new friends too.  I rightfully won this lottery that I...somehow...randomly was entered into...

Whew.  Sorry, I got off track there.  Let's see...I now need to claim my winnings.  I need to contact my 'fiducial agent'?  I'm not too sure what a 'fiducial agent' is but I think they mean this person:  DR.TERRY LORENZO - E-MAIL: info_accuagent@yahoo.it.  Hmm, that's weird.  Why would my fiducial agent not have an officlal E-mail lottery address and instead have a standard Yahoo address?    Oh well, all they need is my bank account info to wire me the money.  

Later losers!