This is just another rant by me, but seriously. This has got to be one of the most idiotic, self-absorbed things I've ever seen in my life. And let's not forget disgusting. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, well I'm talking about putting giant, fake, synthetic balls (nut sack) on the back of your truck or car. "Look at me! I have some giant fake man-balls hanging from the back of my car! I have a lot to prove apparently! I'm king of the road because I have artificial testes attached to that thing I drive!!!"

To them I say, WHAT THE FUCK? Who does this? Why would a guy feel the need hang a fake nut sack from the back of their truck? And this only has to happen in America. I can't see anyone else in the entire world do something this moronic besides America. What an embarrassment.

I really would like to meet the guy who feels it necessary to go out and seek fake nuts, purchase them, and then attach them to the rear of their vehicle. There's really only one question I have for that type of person, "Why?" I mean, what is going through your mind while doing this? I just don't understand and really I'm quite speechless. I was driving to work the other day I got behind some black SUV that had a lovely man-sack hanging from the back of it. Just what I need to see in the morning. Again I say, WHAT THE FUCK!? I mean what? what? I.....*sigh*

I really just have to laugh at the type of person that feels the need to do this. Talk about being insecure. And it's not only that, it's just plain weird and I'm a very open minded person. I'm trying to think of what else to type but again, I'm speechless. I don't know what else to say. There are a lot of weird car accessories out there but this one just takes a whole other type of human.

I mean, what statement are you trying to make with this accessory? I have big balls? I'm a man? I like touching rubbery gonads? My... truck.... is... an... unfixed... male... thing.... of... technology.... and.... plastic.... ping.... pong... balls... of.... some.... type.... of missing.... brain... matter.... that.... my.... human.... driver.... has? Or maybe this person wants people to think that they themselves have giant genitalia. Because hanging giant synthetic sperm houses from the rear of your vehicles really gets the lady's hot and ready! If that's the case, I'll just cast my penis, enlarge it 10x, and then screw it in an erect position on the back of my truck. The end result being I will have super models wanting to jump my bones, or a lot of people rear ending me.

Well, maybe not. Anyone who associates a phony automobile sack hanger as a real man, probably has some type of "I'm a bitch" or "Slut" sticker on the back of their car. Cream of the crop there. Two imbeciles finding satisfaction of sexual needs in the mist of a nice highly polluted environment a.k.a., a freeway. Heh, maybe that's the issue - too much carbon monoxide. Or not enough common sense. Either way you still have some colorful nuts hanging from your car which, to 99 percent of drivers on the road, labels you as a little man with nothing on your mind other that synthetic, rubberized man-meat.

Enjoy your accessory and know that you're a laughing stock. Pathetic really. I honestly feel sorry for someone who thinks putting nuts on their car makes them more manly.

And for those who don't know what I'm talking about, check out this fabulous web site here >> http://www.bumpernuts.com. Yep, that's Bumper....Nuts.com. Shit, maybe I should start my own business for women where they could hang giant vagina's from their cars. I think I'll call it BumperPuneTang.com. Next time you see me, I'll be a rich man. Or maybe not. I don't see as many women falling for this fucking brainless gimmick as men. Or red-neck, insecure, American men I should say.