I got a bad case of crabs

Headcrabs that is! First it went after me but I was able to fend it off. Then it went after my dog Abby, but once it got a mouthful of fur it quickly bailed. Finally, it went after Jenny. As it leaped toward her head, she grabbed it and cuddled it fiercely. Damn, that seemed to tame the beast. And now it sits idly by on top of my monitor as I write this – starring at me – hovering above my beloved drunken smurf.

Actually, for those who know Half-Life know what I’m talking about. Headcrabs are of course the most well known enemy in the Half-Life games. They’re anything but cute, so making a stuffed animal out of one was so obvious! Well, I didn’t make it. Someone in China did, but that’s not important. What is important is where I got it. The Valve Store. They actually sell a bunch of cool stuff for us Half-Life fans. There’s a few other things at that store I’d like to get, including the Vortigaunt plush toy and maybe a poster or two. If you’re a fan be sure to check out Valve’s store. You might just find your newest family member there.